Really?? After 7 years of being the Governor – he doesn’t know our roads stink? Isn’t this the governor that would regularly hit 100 mph in his travels?
Patriot News August 6, 2010
” 2 Automobiles stolen, 3 recovered, police say”
It’s miraculous: 2 cars reported stolen, but the police recovered 3 – how exactly did that go down?
It seems the ‘gunk’ that this reporter found along the banks of the Susquehanna is not from an oil spill as feared – it’s evidently all natural and nothing to be alarmed about!
Penn Live August 4, 2010
ALLENTOWN, Pa. — The head of an eastern Pennsylvania amusement company has yanked a carnival game in which players shot foam darts at an image resembling President Barack Obama.
Irvin Good Jr. pulled the target-shooting game after receiving a complaint from a Massachusetts woman attending a fair in Roseto, about 65 miles north of Philadelphia. Good said Wednesday his company, Hellertown-based Goodtime Amusements, won’t offer the game again.
“It was just a big, big mistake in judgment, and I feel sorry about it,” he told The Associated Press. “I can’t take it back, but I can try to make it better.”
The game, dubbed “Alien Attack,” featured a large painted image of a black man wearing a belt buckle with the presidential seal and holding a scroll labeled “Health Bill.” Players could win prizes such as stuffed animals by hitting targets on the image’s head and heart.
It was a “big mistake in judgement” he said. Brilliant!
Following from Penn Live July 1, 2010
The bear that attacked a Perry County woman Tuesday morning remains at large, state Game Commission officials said Wednesday afternoon.
Officers have set up a trap along a trail on the woman’s property near East Newport Road in Oliver Township, Commission spokesman Jerry Feaser said. Feaser said it remains unclear what the officers would do if they catch the bear.
** The Black Bear – a wild animal, mind you – remains ‘at large’! No kidding. Then they admit they have set up a ’sting’ to catch it but have no idea what they will do with it if they do catch it!! Ah, yes! Your local law officals are hot on the case!
If you see this perpetrator – be careful. Suspect is 5′4″, about 185 pounds, thick black hair and long nails.
Beginning today – Harrisburg Reports will be posting FUNNY news stories. Either outrageous stories from Central PA that have made news OR rediculous reporting on the part of our TV or Newspaper journalists. Sit back and enjoy.
Most of all – if you come across a great story – please let us know!!
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